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PICKLE FUN

We've let the pickle out of the jar

GET READY for some PICKLE FUN!!!!

The 2011 Smiths Falls PICKLE FEST is sure to Pickle your fancy in some Pickle way or another!!!  

Where there's a DILL ....THERE'S a WAY!!! :)

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


"PICKLE" REFERENCES from other Wiki's

 Food -   Pickled cucumber
    Indian pickle includes oil-based food preservation
    Branston Pickle and similar sweet pickle relishes

 Metalworking- Pickling (metal), a treatment of metallic surfaces in order to remove impurities, stains, rust or scale

 People-    J. J. Pickle (1913–2005), American representative from Texas
    William H. Pickle, 37th United States Sergeant at Arms

Characters-     The Pickles family from Rugrats, including
        Tommy Pickles
        Angelica Pickles
        Dil Pickles
    Pickles, the drummer from Metalocalypse

Sports and games -    Pickle-in-the-middle, a three-person game
    A rundown, is a situation in baseball that is sometimes referred to as a pickle
    Pickleball, a game with similarities to tennis

Technology -    The Python computer programming languages pickle module, an implementation of serialization
    In Oracle Database collections of object are converted in tables using an internal function named pickler fetch
    The Penguin Client Library(PCL), pronounced as Pickle, an open source PHP client library to assist with development of 3rd party clients for the MMORPG Club Penguin

Other -   Pickle Family Circus, a small circus founded in 1974 in San Francisco, California, USA
    The John Pickle Company, an Oklahoma based oil industry parts manufacturer
    Skankin' Pickle, a California ska punk band
    The Adventures of Peregrine Pickle, a 1751 novel by Tobias Smollett
    Pickle Lake, Ontario
    Various ships of the British Royal Navy have been named HMS Pickle
    Pickle (ship)

Too FUN!!!    KNITTED PICKLES????

KNITTED PICKLES

 

I ran accross this KNITTED PICKLE PATTERN on the Internet and just had to share it....

KNITTED PICKLE PATTERN


 
 






Mr.PICKLE  loves PICKLE JOKES 

Great Jokes I found on the INTRAWEB today

 

Q:  What's green and swims at the bottom of the ocean?
 A:  Moby Pickle

Q:  What's green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
A:  A four door pickle.

Q:  What's green and green and green and green?
A:  A pickle rolling down a hill.

Q:  What's green and goes click-click?
A:  A ball point pickle

Q:  What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
A:  An icepickle.

Q:  What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?
A:  A sour pickle

Q:  What is green and carries a gun.?
A:  Marshall Dill

Q:  What is green and flies through the air?
A:  Super Pickle.

Q. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?
A. They’re well bread!

Q. How can you tell when there’s 1,000 pounds of pickles under your bed?
A. Because you’re closer to the ceiling!

Q: What’s green and wears a mask?
A: The Lone Pickle!

Q. What happens when a PICKLE is bored?
A. He becomes very DILL!

Q: What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
A: A sweet Dill!

Q. Should you ever eat pickles on an empty stomach?
A. Yes, but it’s better to eat ‘em off a plate!

Q. Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?”
A. The PICKLE DISH!

Q. When can you put pickles in the door?
A. When it’s AJAR!

Q: What is green and goes through walls?
A: A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard!

Q: What is green and flies through the air?
A: Super pickle of course!

Q: What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
A: If you don’t know you should stop talking to your pickle!

Q. Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
A. Because it was in a pickle!

Q. What is green and dangerous?
A. A thundering herd of pickles!

Q. What’s green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A. A trop-pickle fish!

Q. What is green and pecks on trees?
A. Woody Wood Pickle!

Q. What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?
A. Three zebras fighting over a pickle!

Q. What is black and white and green and black and white?
A. Two penguins fighting over a pickle!

Q. What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?
A. Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

Q. Why doesn’t a pickle like to travel?
A. Because it’s a JARRING experience!

Q. How do you prepare a pickle sunDAE?
A. You start getting it ready friDAE and saturDAE!

Q. What business does a smart pickle go into?
A. He opens a DILLY-catessen!

Q. What’s green and red all over?
A. A sunburned pickle!

Q. What do you get when you cross an Alligator with a pickle?
A.A crocoDILL!

Q. Why do gherkins giggle a lot?
A. They’re PICKLish!

 

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